I noticed alot of places here on Everon. The Beagal Shop, the hospital,
and Meaux is a great place to hang. There's a resteraunt down in Meaux too.
The local police are organized too. They use some sort of, "star" system. The more bad I do, the more Stars I get, and the more powerful forms of Law Enforcement I'll encounter.
If I feel like being evil, when I play online this map with my buddy, I can be a vigilante some what. I can sneak up on him, and when "[Surrender/Confess]" comes into my action Menu, I press that, and HE"S ARRESTED! Ha, I can be so evil sometimes...Heh heh...
I've also seen a place to buy cars, It was called "Biggie's Car-Lot" I think. I bought my own Trabant and frankly, with all the chicks I've been pickin' up lately, it's a good thing it has 4 Passanger Seating! (Damn you endorcements!)
There's a strange Weather System too. Every time the weather changes I get a pop-up Message about it. Hmmmm....
Well, I'd better get out there and going! Wait a minute! What if I have injuries! Oh yeah, I'll spawn back at the hospital. DUH!...ONWARD I GO! YEYEHAHAHAH! (Opens Food RatioN) Mmm, this is some good (%*)(%#!%*!#....Heh, taste like Snickers actually....mmmm...YUMMA!
- The Last Journal Entry (Don't forget to write your Mom too! You sly devil-trick-out-of-writing-your-mom you!)
Airport Information Zulu
First of all, thank you for choosing Everon Airport for your number one choice to
take-off, taxi, and land. With your point money, we can continue our 4 Star rating as best we can! We hope
our service and hangar selection is convienent! Any problems you have please report them to the
Airport Manager.
In the airport we offer you:
-An insurance plan. Canyenero insurance also covers Sport Utility Vehicles.
-Proper tie down and hangar space.
-Polite and efficent air traffic control to keep you on time!
-An ADIS which is updated to keep you on track!
-We do not offer IFR services to help you fly safely. Gotta Rough it, stupid....
-A Very Tight Security System to Keep your Aircraft and Airport safe.
- Prostitutio - Woah, where the hell did that come from?! Erm, sry, reading my grocery list!
If there are any questions or comments mail them to: medic_27@hotmail.com.
Once again thanks for choosing our airport!
Return to the plan.
Welcome to Northern Everon!
Reading Material:
- Airport-Information.
- Run's Police Guide
Welcome to "Cessena Fun". This is a custom made map here to provide realistic day to day living and traffic, taxiis, air traffic, boats, and hospitals to the Northern Section of Everon.
You'll start out here at Meaux, having just been dropped off by the taxii after a tragic car accident. You have barely any memory of your past life, and you set out to ultimatly drink Cocktails, Colas, and margaritas! Si si!
This map was designed after I got tired of the usually 'slaughter em all' approach in OFP. I saw RP value in it, and I designed this map to relax. Now open to you, and the public! Yay!
There are many places that you can visit, and utilize. The airport information can be found here.
Once you start off in the Hospital, you and your partner will be given weapons. If you wish to use these as criminals, go ahead, I'm all for the Criminal area of the RP. But, to take the stress off one of the players having to catch you, I thought I'd impliment a little Police system...Heheheh....
The island inhabitants are always moving about. Don't be surprised if you see a random car accident, or maybe run into a few people walking around. Your not the only one being run over by busses to get money my friend. Some NPC's you can even interact with, such as Biggie down at Biggies car lot! Well, if you ask me, he's not so big...Hehehehe...
Need to do something? USE YOUR PHONE! Need to use the bathroom? USE YOUR- well ok..Use your bathroom...Save the phone for later..Sheesh! You peopel. Well, anytime you need a Taxii, use the action menu to navigate your Cell Phone. The things cool! I designed it myself. What, you don't like my phone? Don't make me use the Bathroom on your phone Mr. Hot-Shot! Wait, I made the phone. So if I used the bathroom on the phone, then that'd be bad for me. But, good for me...I"M SO CONFUSEDED! *cry*
Also, be on the look-out for "RP ENHANCERS". The Enhancers are randomly placed on the island, and a few of them will spawn in the same area. Be on the lookout for these enhancers, to enchance the RP! Here are a few clues to their wareabouts:
- At the hospital scene in the INtro, one of them is there within the frame of that particular scene.
- Also in the INtro, there is another at the scene of the Light-house, but it will be lower than the Light.
- The other one is totally random...Best bet is to search by air. It's big and green and it ends with a D. Oh yeah, and it's Russian. Thank the Russians for RP Enchancers..YAY!...Wait a minute, YOU should be thanking ME! Who's yo DADDY?! Who spent 2 years making this map for you? That's right! The RUSKIES! Erm....?
- Finally, the last one is surrounded in a metal grid, in which bags are put in to. Usually brown, but I prefer plastic. Why? It's just me, and the way I like things to be bagged. DON"T JUDGE ME!
Have Fun!. If you get killed that's not fun. You'll loose $1,000 for health insurance. Those bastards! TAKE THE COMMIES MONEY! TAKE THE COMMIES MONEY! AHHH!
There's alot of places to be had around Northern Everon.
There's the famous "One Stop Beagal Shop": "Just A Stop Away!(TM)" located here.
If you need repairs or support, just call your errand
AI (Code named "2") and use the command menus to get him to do what you want. He's a really helpful guy!
IMPORTANT!
For all aircraft owners. The AOPA has issued the airport an insurance plan.
Our insurance is Canyanero Insurance. Any Aircraft that is destroyed will come out of the insurance plan.
All aircraft that were damaged or destroyed will be restored and put back to their rightful position in 60 seconds or
your next monthly fee is free! All damaged aircraft will come out of the airport's manager's wallet. Arn't you lucky?
For those who love to drive, it is strict North Everon law that all
vehicles will drive below 80 mph. All Ambulances, Army, and Law Enforcement Vehicles are an exception to
this rule. Not you buddy, sorry...These people have badges...You don't, unless you buy one on E-Bay or something...
RunAway's Guide To Defeating Stupid Corny Joke Making Cops
Hello, and welcome to my guide! Made by me! While listen to music, I have inspired myself to write a guide unlike any others and teach you the tricks and secrets that my script will be looking for a criminal to do! Bwuahha!
The first thing to defeating cops is understanding this:
When a cop first gets out of his car, and begins to chase you, he consideres you non-threatening. His first task is to immediatly Diffuse A Potentially Dangerous Sintuation With A Minimal Use Of Force. When you fire on a cop, immediatly any cops in the vicinty will consider you an immediate threat and return fire.
If you pose no threat, or kill a cop while he is NOT in the vicinity of other cops, then when additional cops arrive you will be considered non-threatening, and they will resort to chasing you by foot.
You're best bet to defeating large amount of cops and getting high amounts of stars, is to grab a M82A1 at the beggining of the game (This, right now) and hiding in the second story house in Tyrone. Set up at the window, and fire off rounds as the cops come to chase you! When you get to STAR4, be weary of going outside. SWAT Paratroopers can be anywhere, and they're accuracy at long areas is deadly!
If the SWAT truck arrives, you're in deep %%#%%!%#!%#%!%. That's when you'd want to surrender!
There is no real way to kill cops, without you dying in the proccess. Although there are alternative manners to loose cops completly.
When in multiplayer mode, surrender immediatly and have a friend destroy the convoy (Your Car) heading for jail. Don't destroy the car while your in it! Just shoot the driver, then run up, shoot the lock, and you and your partner scramble away!
You're second option is loosing a hefty amount of change to the lawyer at the Beagle Shop. He is very effective in loosing the cops, although he requires a hefty fine.
Driving away from cops is also your best bet, and until they start setting up road-blocks, then you know you can always get away scott-free! That is, they DO catch up now and then. So be ready for em'!
This has been a quick over-view on how the cop scripts work (What they look for), and how to defeat my own creation! Arm yourself with knowledge young one! Erm, young grasshopper. (Grasshopper hops into street). HEY! COME BACK HERE! (Car RUns over GrassHopper)...Uhhh....&*!%&!*!!!
Done
Good Job. Go get yourself a virtual beer. Don't da economy work well? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! YOU IMBICIL! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS! AND WHERE"S MY VIRTUALY BEER?! HUH?! Not thinking about ME now huh? You raving LUNATIC you! Hehehe, you're so evil. No YOu'RE evil...Nonono, YOU're evil...Cause you used a cheat to see this...See what I mean? YOU'RE evil...Ha ha, sucker.
Lost
You lost Sponge Head! Mission Failed. Go get ME a virtual beer! The hell, how CAN you fail this mission? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! YOU IMBICIL! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS! WHERE"S MY DAMNED VIRTUALY BEER?!
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